Nutty Mutts

malamute x pointer = moot point, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn't seem to matter.bull terrier x s***** = bulls****, a gregarious but unreliable breed.pointer x setter = poinsetter, a traditional christmas pet.kerry blue terrier x skye terrier = blue skye, a dog for visionaries.great pyrenees x dachshund = pyradachs, a puzzling breed.pekingnese x lhasa apso = peekasso, an abstract dog.irish water spaniel x english springer spaniel = irish springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.labrador retriever x curly coated retriever = lab coat retriever, the choice of research scientists.newfoundland x basset hound = newfound asset hound, a dog for financial advisors.terrier x bulldog = terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.bloodhound x labrador = blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.collie x malamute = commute, a dog that travels to work.deerhound x terrier = derriere, a dog that's true to the end.cocker spaniel x rottweiller = cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband.

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