- She peed on her corn flakes.
- Thanks for the refill.
- She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
- Bury a blonde.
- Wave to her.
- With a tire gauge! (da da dum)
- Shine a flashlight in their ear.
- Unfertilized.
- The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
- Signed, A Blonde
- He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the
- The one with the wedding ring, YOU SICK-O!
- Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
- "Look! They spelled MACYS wrong.
- Kickstand.
- It was too tight
- He didn't realize he was looking in a mirror.
- He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
- They can't find the 11 button.
- Adjust the steering wheel.
- The blonde has the higher sperm count.
- Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny
- Adventures in Disneyland
- Air Head on a Beer
- All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx! All-Time Favorite
- Another Saturday Night
- Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
- Atlantic Coast and a Blonde
- Watch out for cops
- Because her mother died
