A: Growlcho Marx.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the Shell garage
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chickens day off.
Q: What do you give a sick pig?
A: Oinkment!
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: Your nose touches the ceiling.
Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
A: Big holes all over Australia!
Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
A: Because Frost bites.
Q: What game do cows play at parties?
A: Mooosical Chairs.
Q: What do you give a horse with a cold?
A: Cough stirrup!