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Quotes About the French

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."- Jacques Chirac, President of France. "As far as France is concerned, you're right."- Rush Limbaugh. "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?" - Dennis Miller."You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates Americans, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." - Conan O'Brien.