An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were on display.?I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.?The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."?That's wonderful," the artist said. "Whets the bad news?"?The gentlemen were your doctors."
