Radio SilencePresenter: Hey its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?Brian: Yeah, sure.Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?Brian: Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian ?Brian: Hmmmmm .... about 10 minutes.Presenter: 10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it?Brian: Ohhhh , I can't say that.Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian !Brian: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife ?Brian: Yeah, alright.Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you ?Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks.Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other line, say hello.Sharelle: Hi Brian.Brian: Hi Sharelle.Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.Brian: Just tell the truth Honey.Sharelle: O.K.Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex ?Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.Sharelle: O.K. ... About 8: 00 this morning before Brian went to work.Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go for Sharelle ?Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman.Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it ?Sharelle: Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway.. just tell em.Sharelle: Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the ass !
