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Sign of the Times #2

In the front yard of a funeral home:"Drive carefully, we'll wait."On an electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts." Outside a radiator repair shop:"Best place in town to take a leak."In a nonsmoking area:"If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On a maternity room door:"Push, Push, and Push." On a front door:"Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog." At an optometrist's office:"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." On a taxidermist's window:"We really know our stuff." On a butcher's window:"Let me meat your needs." On a fence:"Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive." At a car dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment." Outside a muffler shop:"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming." In a dry cleaner's emporium:"Drop your pants here." On a desk in a reception room:"We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left." In a veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the electric company:"We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be." In a Beauty Shop:"Dye now!" On the side of a garbage truck:"We've got what it takes to take what you've got." (Burglars please copy.) In a restaurant window:"Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up." Inside a bowling alley:"Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop." In a cafeteria:"Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
 

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