13 Signs You're Not At The Real Senate Impeachment

13) Videotaped "deposition" consists solely of Sharon Stone crossing and uncrossing her legs. 12) Judge Judy unleashes a stern tongue-lashing, telling everyone to "just grow up." 11) Senator Moe's frequent outbursts of "Why, I ought..." 10) Presiding Judge is wearing four gold stripes. And nothing BUT stripes. 9) Mandatory line dancing between votes. 8) Ten minutes into Hamburgler's testimony, you realize "Mayor McCheese" *isn't* a tacky name for Bill Clinton. 7) 15 minute recess involves a slide and monkey bars. 6) Strom Thurmond just moved. 5) George Will is presiding over the hearings and the "Rip Clinton a New Rectum" motion just passed. 4) No "Eau de Kennedy." 3) All testimony submitted in the form of a dirty limerick. 2) For $20, "Monica" allows anyone to play the part of "Bill" during the re-enactment. 1) Only vote against impeachment? Senator John Bobbitt. This list copyright 1999 by Chris White The Top 5 List top5@gmbweb.com http://www.topfive.com

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