A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...Broiled Missionary: $25.00 Fried Explorer: $35.00Baked Politician: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?" The cook replied, "Simple - have you ever tried to clean one of them?"
