Twas a night during crisis and Bill's feelin' a bit ill,He hopes Congress will swallow all his B.S.He gave them their fill. Ken Starr has informed every person on earth...We know it all,except his legnth and his girth. We really don't careabout all the sexual facts,We're more concerned with the dignity he lacks. We want a Presidentwe know we can trust,Not one that we think ofand hope they will bust. We know Whitewaterwas impossible to prosecute...All the witnesses are gone,There's no one left to shoot. Our country is hangin'out there by a thread,Seems Ole' Bill also has China in bed! Now, some say Lindawas a back-biting pal,But, Monica knowsthis information is foul. For she is alive to relate all the factsREMEMBER...witnesses usually lay in graves,on their backs. "It's all a coincidence" so many should die,Or is the coincidenceso many WOULDN'T LIE? 40,000,000....they yellfor this screwy mess?Not much to pay to saveOur Country...NO LESS!! Bases are closedleaving us defenseless,Doesn't anyone think that this is plain Senseless? "Economy's good"....many do scream,I've got my SSI check,that was my Big dream! "Economy's Great"!!!My pockets are full.But the guy workin' 2 jobsknows this is pure BULL!! Babies are killed when they're half way born,the states are all floodedwith drugs and with porn. Metal detectorswe find in our schoolsand there is no respectfor any of the rules. But its okay to dodge the draft, don't inhale, lie under oath,twist the facts to fit your waysFollow Slick Willie, HE NEVER PAYS!!!! He uses our lawsto do as he will,Laws are for common folks,not for Slick Bill! Go Ahead,watch "Friends" on TV,don't get involved.....since you really can't see. Just sit there and complainabout Kenneth Starr,over a drinkat your favorite bar. Get it all over with,My heads in the sand,Bill's a Great Guy,I think he's just GRAND!! Excuse the Scoundrel thatwill bury us allBut, don't complain to me,if the country does fall. Sorry Buddy, is our reply,We love this countryand Bill's BOLOGNAjust DON'T FLY!!! Now, on the real issuesBill's covered every track.Hillary's made sure togive him no slack. But, Starr is confident...in every way,'cause when Slick Willie is hornyhe just has to play! Slick Willie is carelesswhen Little Willie wants out,He'll call MonicaShe'll come....No doubt!! She'll even bring Pizzaand we can party in here,Everyone will keep quiet,My henchmen are near! And Willie was sloppyas we all know,He let it all hang-outWoops....There it goes!!! Subpoenas are issuedand Starr's smiling big,The country's big chanceTo throw out this pig. We hope its not too lateto bring the jerk down,And rebuild the country....On solid good ground.
