All Male Citizens of Oklahoma

STATE OF OKLAHOMAFrom: The office of the GovernorTo: All Male Citizens of OklahomaGENTLEMEN:The only thing this great state of Oklahoma has not yet taxed is your peter. Mostly because 90% of the time it is not working and 2% of the time, it is in the hole. Also, because it has two dependents who are nuts. However, beginning January 1, 1998, your peter will be taxed according to size using the chart below to determine your category:4 to 6 inches - NUISANCE TAX.8 to 10 inches - POLE TAX.10 to 12 inches - LUXURY TAX.All peters under 4 inches will receive a refund. Please insert this information on Page 2, Section E, of your State of Oklahoma tax form.PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.

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