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Clinton Administration Medical Dictionary

Acute - opposite of an ugly Artery - the study of paintings Bacteria - back door of a cafeteria Barium - what doctors do to patients Benign - what you are after you're 8. Bowel - letter like A,E,I,O, or U Cat Scan - searching for a kitty Cauterize - made eye contact with her Cesarean Section - neighborhood in Rome Colic - a sheep dog Concussion - a prisoner's sofa Congenital - to be friendly D & C - where the White House is Dilate - to live too long Enema - not a friend Fester - quicker Fibula - a small lie Genital - not a Jew GI series - a soldier ball game Hangnail - a coat hook Hospital - a prostitute ejecting saliva Impotent - distinguished, well known Jaundice - to include in a group Kinesthetics - relationships among relatives Labor Pain - getting hurt at work Leper - a wild cat Malaria - shopping place Medical Staff - a doctor's cane Morbid - a higher bid Nitrates - cheaper than day rates Node - was aware of Outpatient - a person who fainted Pap Smear - a fatherhood test Pelvis - a cousin of Elvis Post-operative - a letter carrier Prostate - flat on your back Recovery Room - a place used for upholstery work. Rectum - dang near killed 'em Rheumatic - amorous Secretion - hiding something Seizure - a Roman emperor Serology - study of English Knighthood Tablet - a small table Terminal Illness.........getting sick at the airport Tumor - more than one Urinate - two steps short of a perfect "10". Urine - opposite of you're out Varicose - nearby Vein - conceited
 

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