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Compulsive worrier

Tom had been a compulsive worrier for years until he found a way to overcome this problem. his friends noticed the dramatic change. "what happened?" asked doug. "you don't seem to be worried about anything anymore." "i hired a professional worrier for $1000 a week." tom replied. "i haven't had a single qualm since." "a thousand a week!" said doug. "how the hell are you going to pay him?" "i don't care. that's his f****** problem."