How do you like my clock?

Monica Lweinski came into Bill Clintons office. Bill got up and closed the door. He walked over to Monica, dropped his pants, pointed to his pecker and said, "How do you like my clock?" Monica said, "What are you talking about, thats not a clock?" Bill answered, "Well then, put two hands and a face on it!"

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