Johnnie Cochran On Bill

From the law offices of Johnnie Cochran, Esq, here are the top proposed closing arguments in the matter of United States Vs Bill Clinton: * If the dress ain't a mess, he won't need to confess! * The economy's great, let the white boy skate! * If the bitch didn't spit, you must aquit! * If she is not spread eagle, then it's not illegal! * Lewinsky's a whore, and Bill's better than Gore! * So he lied to the masses, he was just saving some asses! * He cheats on his wife, but it's his personal life! * Bill won't tell the truth until he sees Ken Starr's proof! * Bill is not sleazy, Lewinsky's just easy! * If the sex is just oral, it's not really immoral!

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