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Make'em all Happy

Bill Clinton and family are on Air Force One. Bill suddenly asks, "Why don't we throw out a one hundred dollar bill to make someone happy?" Then, Hillary says, "How about two fifty dollar bills and make two people happy?" Chelsea decides, "How about one hundred one dollar bills and make one hundred people happy?" Then, the pilot shouts back, "Just throw you out will you? And then you can make 250 million people happy!"