Monica Lewinsky's Intern Performance Report

* Truly an eager beaver. * Uses too much teeth. * Stays late, comes early. * Excellent oral dictation skills: has never missed a period. * Great attitude! Willing to accept a heavy load. * Frequently complains of jaw pain. * Although not a whiner, tends to be a moaner. * "In box" is always clean and shiny. * Tends to blab on the telephone. * This intern may suck, but she doesn't inhale.

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