Knock, KnockWho’s there? I know it was you. Crap. Knock, knock Who’s there? A talking pig. Pigs can’t talk. Neither can penguins, but I can’t shut him up! Wait till you get a load of the dancing candelabra?Knock, knockWho’s there? You want to buy a kitten? You want to buy a kitten who? Make pretty pet. I’m allergic to cats. Taste good, too? Knock, knockWho’s there? You sure you don’t want buy a little kitten? Yes, I’m sure. Could make one cute fuzzy glove? Knock, knockWho’s there? Ted BundyTed Bundy who? Let me in, meat! No! I mean?Hello I am Santa Claus. Yay! Santa! Knock, knockWho’s there? A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile.Saddam, I think it’s for you! Knock, knockWho’s there? Gandalf the Gray Wizard, friend to hobbits and elves! Dork-ass loser. Don’t hit me! Don’t hit me! Knock, knockWho’s there? My mouth is full of spiders. My mouth is full of spiders who? I didn’t kill the baby. It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket - my knuckles are melting?Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup. Knock, knockWho’s there? HitlerHitler who? Hitler: German, dictator, mass murderer. Little mustache? One testicle? “HEIL ME!?Ring a bell? I thought you were someone else. How is that possible? There is only ONE HITLER! Nope. Went to school with a Nelson Hitler. You’re just trying to annoy me now. Do you really have just one testicle? You’d think I miss it, but I don’t Knock, knockWho’s there? Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. What, and that makes you special? Knock, knockWho’s there? Some. Some who? Someone telling you knock, knock jokes.
