Major Scandal during their presidency....Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Waterbed The President's biggest fear.... Nixon: The Cold War Clinton: The Cold Sore Complaints toward the President..... Nixon: Carpet-Bombing Clinton: Carpet-Burns Their Vice-Presidents... Nixon: His was Greek Clinton: His is a Geek. Presidential qualities..... Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger. Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her. Things the President couldn't explain.... Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase Job titles....Nixon: Ex-PresidentClinton: Sex-President Slogans....Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"Clinton: Known for women pointing at him and saying "He's the one" Known for....Nixon: Famous for his widow's peakClinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak Acquaintances....Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon LiddyClinton: Well acquainted with G Spot Famous feats....Nixon: Took on Ho Chi MinhClinton: Took on Ho Quoted as....Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honorClinton: Talked of getting a piece while on her Presidential Nicknames.... Nixon: Tricky Dick Clinton: Tricky Dick and finally, Presidential excuses.... Nixon: I am not a crook! Clinton: I did not do nook!
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