ˇA few cards short of a full deck. ˇA few clowns short of a circus. ˇA few fries short of a Happy Meal. ˇAn experiment in artificial stupidity. ˇA few beers short of a six pack. ˇDumber than a box of hair. ˇA few peas short of a casserole.ˇDoesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box. ˇThe wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. ˇOne Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. ˇOne taco short of a combination plate. ˇA few feathers short of a whole duck. ˇAll foam, no beer. ˇThe cheese slid off his cracker.
