When Al Gore was 12 years old, he was a very punctual lad. Everyday, he would arrive home from school at 3:45. One day, he wasn't home on time and his mom was quite concerned. When his dad arrived home for dinner at 5:30, he too was quite concerned. After a few hours, they were both quite worried.When the old man caught young Al sneaking in through the back door at 10:00 at night, he was quite angry and demanded an explanation. Young Al bowed his head and said, "Sir, I, I had my first sexual experience."
