Quips & Quotes on Politics

"The good news is the White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves."- David Letterman***GEORGE BUSHWhen you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE ***"It is the duty of the patriot to protect his country from its government."- Thomas Paine***It's a damn shame that runs for office. All of the people who really know how to run the country are driving cabs or cutting hair.***"There is talk on Capitol Hill of cutting the national beer tax in half. Today, Bush's daughters said, 'Dad Rules!?- Jay Leno***

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