The Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky & Ted Kaczyn

There once was a gal named LewinskyWho played on a flute like Stravinsky'Twas "Hail to the Chief"On this flute made of beefThat stole the front page from Kaczynski. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. LewinskySince you look such a mess,Use the hem of your dressAnd wipe that stuff off of your chinsky. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lewinsky and Clinton have shownWhat Kaczynski must surely have known:That an intern is betterThan a bomb in a letterGiven the choice to be blown. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------There was a young girl called Lewinsky,Who caused as much stir as KaczynskiWhen on Kenneth Starr's lapShe confided, when trapped,"Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." * (*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the ballet dancer.)

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