An Englishman, a Frenchman, an Israeli, and a Palestinian were on an airplane. The airplane developed serious problems and began losing altitude. Everything possible was thrown overboard, but the plane was still losing altitude. Finally the Englishman got up, walked to the door, yelled out "God save the Queen", and jumped. The descent slowed but it was still not enough. The Frenchman got up walked to the door and yell, "Viva La France!", and jumped. The plane was almost flying level now, but just a little bit more reduction in weight was needed. The Israeli got up walked to the door, yelled out "Allah is great", and through the Palestinian out.
