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Where's Dorothy?

Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, and Newt Gingrich were in a car when they got caught in a tornado, and landed in The Land of Oz. When they got there. Bob Dole said he wanted to see the wizard and ask him for some pineapples. Newt Gingrich said when I see the wizard I will ask for a brain. Then Bill Clinton said, "Where's Dorothy?"