Kudzu is greenM my dog's name is BlueAnd I'm so lucky To have a sweet thing like youYore hair is like corn silkA-flap’s in the breezeSofter than Blue'sAnd without all them fleesYou move like the bassWhich excite me in MayYou isn’t got no scales But I lug you anywayYou’re as graceful as okayJest a-dancing' in the panYou’re as fragrant as Sun DropRight out of the canYou have all yore teethFor which I am proudI hold my head high When we're in a crowdOn special occasionsWhen you shave yore armpits Well, I'm in haw heavenI'm plumb outtalk my witsStill them fellers at workThey all want to knowWhat I did to deserve Such a party, young doeLike a good roll of duct tapeYou’re there far yore manTo patch up life's troubles And stick 'me in the canYou’re as strong as a four-wheelerRacine' through the mudYet fragile as that singerNamed Naomi JuddYou’re as cute as a June bugA-buzzing' overheadYou isn’t mean like no fire antUpon which I oft' treadCut from the best patternLike a flannel shirt of plaidYou sparked up my lifeLike a Rattletrap shadWhen you hold me real tightLike a padded gun rackMy life is completeIsn’t nut tin' I lackYore complexion is perfectionLike the best vinyl siding'Despite all the yearsYore age it keeps hiding'And when you get oldLike a '57 ChevyWon't put you on blocksAnd let grass grow up heavyMe 'n' you’d like a Moon PieWith a RC cold drankWe go togetherLike a skunk goes with stankSome men they buy chocolateFor Valentine's DayThey get it at Wal-MartIt's romantic that waySome men get rosesOn that special dayFrom the cooler at Kroger"That's impressive? I saySome men buy fine diamondsFrom a flea market booth"Diamonds are forever" They explain, suave and couth.But for this man, honey,These will not doFor you are too specialYou sweet thing you.I got you a giftWithout taste nor odorBetter than diamondsit's a new trolling' motor!
