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Borrow the truck

a white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-night?" she asked. her dad looked up to her and said, "darling', yew know what yew have tide fin’s yew wants to borer the' truck." "but pa! ah have togo now!" the white girl cried. her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "yew know perfectly well what yew have tide. on year knees, bitch!" the white girl complied and started sucking her dad's cock. after a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "gee pa, yore dick shore tastes like s***!" her dad slapped his forehead and said, "admit, ah forgot! ah already loaned the truck to year brother just a few minutes ago!"
 

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