--Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.--When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.--Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.--When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.--Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.--Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.--Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
