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ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME

--A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. --Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.--Be considerate of your guests. Point out in advance where the injury-threatening springs are located on the sofa.--If your dog falls in love with a guest's leg, have the decency to leave them alone for a few minutes.