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PERSONAL HYGIENE

--Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be hand-me-down item.--While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.--Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.--Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the tastes of finger foods.--Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours. It's a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.