--Never take a beer to a job interview or ask if they press charges.--Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.--Always say "Excuse me" after getting sick in someone else's car.--It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.--Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it's considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.--The socially refined never fish coins out of public toilets, especially if other people are around.--If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.--Always provide an alibi to the police for family members.
