10. There's a case of bottled water beside the pulpit in a cooler.9. The pews have camper hookups.8. You overhear the pastor telling the sound man to have a few (dozen!) extra tapes on hand to record today's sermon.7. The preacher has brought a snack to the pulpit.6. The preacher breaks for an intermission.5. The bulletins have pizza delivery menus.4. When the preacher asks the deacon to bring in his notes, he rolls in a filing cabinet.3. The choir loft is furnished with La-Z-Boys.2. Instead of taking off his watch and laying it on the pulpit, the preacher turns up a four-foot hour-glass.1. The minister says, "You'll be out in time to watch the Super Bowl" but it's only July!
