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Baytown

There was a family who moved to a place called baytown. there was a dad, a mom, and a young boy. the first day they are there he comes back from town and says mommy what does food mean. then the mom says food means s***. the next day he comes back from town and says mommy what does clothes mean. and the mom says clothes means f***. the third days he come back and says mommy what does priest mean. the mom says a priest means bitch. a few days later the mom and dad say were have a priest over for dinner, so be nice. the priest rings the doorbell later that night and the mom and dad are up stairs in their bedroom changing, the food is on the table, and the kid opens the door and says, hey bitch, threes s*** on the table, and my mom and dad are up stairs f******.