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Biblical constipation

Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament? 1) Cain wasn't Abel. 2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets. 3) King David sat on the throne for forty years. 4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could move him. 5) Noah was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed was water.
 

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