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Paging John Edward

There was this couple, Mary and John, who believed they would return in another life. They got married and, as part of their wedding vows, promised that if one died, the other would attend a séance exactly four weeks later and contact the other. Twenty happy years later, the man dies, and the woman, Mary, sticks to her vow and visits a séance four weeks later. It went something like this:Mary: "Is there anybody there? I'm seeking my deceased husband John. Is he there?"Strange, booming voice: "Mary? Is that you, Mary?"Mary: "Yes John, is that you?"John: "Yes, it's me."Mary: "How are things where you are, John? What's it like?"John: "Great, Mary. Everyday after breakfast we make love until lunchtime, which lasts about half-hour, and then we make love until dinner. After dinner, we make love until we fall asleep. It's great. I can't wait until you get here."Mary (shocked): "Is that what Heaven's like?"John: "I'm not in Heaven." Mary (fearing the worst): "Then where are you?"John: "I'm a rabbit in Florida!"
 

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