three nuns were talking. the first nun said "i was cleaning the fathers room the other day and do you know what i found? a bunch of pornographic magazines" "what did you do?" the other nuns asked. "well, of course i threw them in the trash" the second nun said, “well, i can top that. i was in fathers room putting away the laundry and i found a bunch of condoms" "oh my" gasped the other nuns. "what did you do?" they asked. "i poked holes in all of them" she replied. the third nun said, "oh s***."
