- What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt
- All-night Duty
- Social Security Kind
- A Deep Breath
- Things Not to Say to Parents
- First Time Constestant
- Three Breasts
- Fireman Sex
- Nice dick!
- Popeye almost killed him!
- She's the one with the dirty knees!
- Ménage ?twat.
- A penis...
- Erection Sets.
- A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.
- Two skeletons screwing on a tin roof.
- A surfeited with her period.
- If the blind can read your face.
- What Mrs. Dumpy gives to Humpty?
- Wool!
- They just kind of lay there.
- "Will I really drown if you take your finger
- To let the lumber jack off.
- She wanted to mount the horse her way.
- Space between a woman's breasts
- A police horse.
- They're hiring.
- Yeah...now he has no ears.
- You put one leg over each ear.
- How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
