- Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
- They already have boyfriends.
- A private tutor.
- Homeless.
- An elephant with diarrhea.
- Wiped his ass.
- A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside
- What do a toilet and a woman have in common?
- Even the pool table has no balls.
- It's not hard.
- Well hung.
- Breasts don't have eyes.
- One Post, two Globes, and many Times.
- It works by changing your blood type!!
- Toys for Twats
- Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"
- Snowballs.
- None It should be open when she brings it to you
- Miracle whip.
- Jogging home from your own vasectomy.!
- Men always miss them.
- You got to open the flaps to get to the good stuff
- You get chirps; it can't be tweeted because it’s a
- Thanks for coming.
- They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
- A man's sex life
- $3.99 a minute.
- After five years your job will still suck.
- So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
- A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
