- Marry it.
- Give it a nipple.
- Fur traders.
- A cherry float.
- Hand caught on fire
- Tulips on your organ.
- Better traction.
- They're called 'Predicaments'
- Put it back in and take shorter strokes!
- About three inches.
- In case you miss.
- When he eats his first Brownie
- One of his fingers is clean.
- So men can be opening minded.
- What's the biggest fish in the world?
- When you put your hand down her pants and it feels
- A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
- 80 year old virgin
- The Dean of Women
- Chinese detective
- When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
- What's the definition of a Yankee?
- Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moan
- Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting
- "How can you expect me to get hard so fast?
- Ten minutes of silence!
- He heard the snow blower coming.
- Lickalotopuss.
- Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it'
- Well aren't all kitchen appliances that color?
