- Nobody eats parsley.
- Kermit's Finger
- Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyea
- 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
- When you're masturbating and your hand falls asle
- Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball
- One goes "rabbit" the other goes "
- He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
- A kidney dialysis machine.
- Because if they all went, it would be hell.
- Ones a snack cracker, and the others a crack smack
- A bandleader f**** his singers and a gynecologist
- Cant Stubble.
- The time between when you cum and she leaves.
- They are mourning for the stiff they buried the ni
- I can't see a thing with all this s*** in here!
- Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out th
- At a hockey game you see fast pucks.
- A salad shooter
- He didn't have any arms.
- What is the difference between a bachelor and a ma
- Beethoven's First Movement.
- There are assorted colors, but they all taste the
- There's always a spare.
- Wish Fulfillment
- A Distinct Lack Of Imagination
- An Excellent Costume Party Idea
- Vengeance Is Mine!
- Why are you going to court?
- Michael the Dragon
