2000 BEARS SCHEDULE

September 15................Tefft Junior High School22................Cub Scout Troop #10129................Chicago Blind AcademyOctober 6.................Spanish American War Vets13................Crippled Children's Home20................Elgin Mental Hospital27................Girl Scout Troop # 353November 3..................Illinois Venereal Disease Clinic10.................Cicero Boys Choir17.................Korean AmputeesSPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAMEDecember 9..................Wrigleyville Gay Boys Club ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **1 - When playing polio patients, the Bears must not disconnect knee braces.2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Bears must not hide the football under their jerseys. ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Bears fans that have never seen this ) it is still worth 6 points.2 - The Bears will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.3 - The Bears will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time.4 - The Bears will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.5 - The Bears will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards. ** NAME CHANGE **The Chicago Bears will be changed to the "Chicago Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string. ** COACHING CHANGES **Dave Wannstedt will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!

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