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FOOTBALL IN RELATION TO SEX

Coin Toss = Asking them outKickoff = Holding hands1st Down = Kissing2nd Down = Up the shirt3rd Down = Down south4th Down = Oral actionTouchdown = Shaggin'Victory Dance = Smoking afterwardsTime Out = The guy needs more time/can't get it upIncompletion = Guy can't get offInterception = Someone walks in on the two of youOffsides = Gay person/Gay actionFlag on the play = Unwanted AdvancesDelay of game = Girl has her periodHail Mary = Not sure the other one wants it, but you go for it anywayHike = Up the rearReverse = 69Sack = Girl takes control and gets frisky2pt. conversion = Multiple orgasmsPrevent Defense = Condom/protectionFace Mask = Guy pulls girl head down to blow himShotgun = Touchdown in a carTwo minute warning = Guy gives the girl a warning before he blows his loadHolding = CuddlingSuperbowl = Wedding or Prom nightHuddle = Multiple participantsMadden '99 = CybersexInstant replay = When you tape the two of you having sexIllegal use of the hands = MasturbationBall Hog = SlutOnside Kick = Making up after a fightDouble Header = Two mates in the same nightTight End = VirginWide Receiver = Girl that's looseFalse Start = Guy/Girl gets shut down (denied)Pass Interference = Some stupid kid interrupts before you can get someFumble = Cheating (problem in the relationship)Putting it through the uprights = Self explanatorySpecial Teams = Prostitute/GigoloUnsportsmanlike Conduct = Bragging to your friends about your activitiesDouble Coverage = Two condomsHandoff = Handjob.