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Medicine vs. Sports

Former college basketball coach Abe Lemmons made the following observations concerning the differences between doctors and coaches:Doctors can bury their mistakes -Coaches still have theirs on scholarships.Finish last in your league and they call you an idiot -Finish last in medical school and they call you a doctor.Just once I'd like to see the win-loss records of doctors right out front where people can see them: Won ten, Lost three, Tied two.