Why Hockey Is Better Than Sex

It's legal to play hockey professionally.The puck is always hard.The protective equipment is reusable.It lasts a full hour.You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.Periods last only 20 minutes.A 2-on-1 and a 3-on-1 is not uncommon.You can count on it at least twice a week.Your parents cheer when you score.You can tell your friends about it afterwards.

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