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English, Irishman, Scotsman joke

There was an Englishman Irishman and a Scotsman who worked on a building site. It was time for their dinner so the Englishman opened his bait box and said "if I get cheese sandwiches tomorrow I will throw myself off that bridge" the Scotsman and Irishman say the same so the next day comes and the Englishman has cheese sandwiches so he jumps off the bridge the Scotsman looks and he also has cheese sandwiches so he jumps off the bridge and the Irishman looks and he also has cheese sandwiches so he jumps off the bridge at the funeral the wives meet up and the Englishman’s wife says "I could of just made him another kind of sandwich" the Scotsman’s wife says I would of got another kind of cheese" the Irishman’s wife says I do not know why he jumped he made his own sandwiches.