“There’s an old saying in Tennessee ï¿½ I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee ï¿½ that says, fool me once, shame on ï¿½ shame on you. Fool me ï¿½ you can’t get fooled again.” ï¿½George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002″See, we love ï¿½ we love freedom. That’s what they didn’t understand. They hate things; we love things. They act out of hatred; we don’t seek revenge, we seek justice out of love.” ï¿½George W. Bush, Oklahoma City.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.114. Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that “It’s a jungle out there.” Get your roommate to bring you food and water.
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. “I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian. Rabbi… where did I go wrong?”
“Funny you should come to me,” said the Rabbi. “Like you, I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he comes and tells me he has decided to become a Christian.”
“What did you do?” asked the lawyer. “I turned to God for the answer,” replied the rabbi.
May I speak to the conductorA musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, “I just like to hear you say it.”