Jan02

There’s an old saying

by linkyou on January 2, 2007 at 12:00 am
Posted In: bush

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee � I know it’s in Texas, probably in
Tennessee � that says, fool me once, shame on � shame on you. Fool me � you
can’t get fooled again.” �George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002″See,
we love � we love freedom. That’s what they didn’t understand. They hate things;
we love things. They act out of hatred; we don’t seek revenge, we seek justice
out of love.” �George W. Bush, Oklahoma City.

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Jan02

Ways to confuse a roommate

by linkyou on January 2, 2007 at 12:00 am
Posted In: school

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.114. Cover your bed with a tent. Live inside it for a week. If your roommate asks, explain that “It’s a jungle out there.” Get your roommate to bring you food and water.

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Jan02

Conversion

by linkyou on January 2, 2007 at 12:00 am
Posted In: other

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. “I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a Christian. Rabbi… where did I go wrong?”

“Funny you should come to me,” said the Rabbi. “Like you, I, too, brought my boy up in the faith, put him through University, cost me a fortune, then one day he comes and tells me he has decided to become a Christian.”

“What did you do?” asked the lawyer. “I turned to God for the answer,” replied the rabbi.

“And what did he say?”

He said, “Funny you should come to me…”

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Jan01

Orchestra joke

by linkyou on January 1, 2007 at 12:00 am
Posted In: music

May I speak to the conductorA musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, “I just like to hear you say it.”

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Jan01

When all other means of

by linkyou on January 1, 2007 at 12:00 am
Posted In: one liners

When all other means of communication fail, try words.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

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